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Some Thoughts on “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct” Hoax

A Note from Michael Shermer, Editor, Skeptic Magazine, on Why We Published “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct” Hoax Exposé

Below, we present a thoughtful reflection by Alan Sokal on the latest academic hoax perpetrated by James Lindsay and Peter Boghossian, who managed to get published in the peer-reviewed journal Cogent Social Sciences their nonsensical paper “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct.” On the day it was released online we published in eSkeptic their exposé of the hoax. Why?

In their exposé Lindsay and Boghossian give two reasons for their hoax: (1) the pretentious nonsense that often passes for scholarship in postmodernism studies, and (2) the lax standards of some peer-reviewed journals. Critics of the hoax pounced on the second, claiming that Cogent Social Sciences is a lower-tiered journal and therefore the hoax was a failure.

My motivation for publishing the exposé focused on the first problem. To me, it wouldn’t have mattered if the hoax were published in the Annals of Improbable Research, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, or even the Onion. The point, for me, is not to fool journal editors. As the editor of a national magazine and a long-time monthly columnist for the oldest continuously published monthly magazine in the United States (Scientific American), I am sympathetic to the overwhelming amount of work it takes to produce a quality publication, particularly when the remunerative rewards are so low for most writers and editors.

What agitates me is scholarship that passes for cogent argumentation in support of a thesis that is, in fact, what Gordon Pennycook, James Allan Cheyne, and their colleagues call “pseudo-profound bullshit,” in a paper published in the highly respected peer-reviewed journal Judgment and Decision Making. Bullshit, they write, is language “constructed to impress upon the reader some sense of profundity at the expense of a clear exposition of meaning or truth.” Bullshit is meant to impress through obfuscation; that is, to say something that sounds profound but may be nonsense. It may not be nonsense, but if you can’t tell the difference then, to quote Strother Martin’s character from the 1967 Paul Newman film Cool Hand Luke, “what we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

Compare, for example, any of the passages from the “Conceptual Penis” hoax to the abstract for the 2016 paper published in the peer-reviewed journal Progress in Human Geography titled “Glaciers, Gender, and Science”:

Glaciers are key icons of climate change and global environmental change. However, the relationships among gender, science, and glaciers—particularly related to epistemological questions about the production of glaciological knowledge—remain understudied. This paper thus proposes a feminist glaciology framework with four key components: 1) knowledge producers; (2) gendered science and knowledge; (3) systems of scientific domination; and (4) alternative representations of glaciers. Merging feminist postcolonial science studies and feminist political ecology, the feminist glaciology framework generates robust analysis of gender, power, and epistemologies in dynamic social-ecological systems, thereby leading to more just and equitable science and human-ice interactions.

When this paper was published I thought it was a hoax, so I contacted the University of Oregon, the institution of authors, and confirmed it was real. And this is just one of countless examples, posted daily on Twitter @RealPeerReview and retweeted all over the net to the amusement of readers who cannot decipher what most of these articles are even about, much less comprehend their arguments and gain value from their conclusions.

What matters to me is the truth about reality (lower t and lower r), which science is best equipped to determine. Ever since the 1980s there has been a movement afoot in academia in which postmodernism has encroached on some of biology, much of social science (especially cultural anthropology), and most of history, literature, and the humanities, in which the claim is made that there is no truth to be determined because there is no reality to study. Nearly everything—from race and gender to genes and brains—is socially constructed and linguistically determined by our narratives. And the more obfuscating those narratives are about these socially constructed non-realities, the better. This is the very opposite of how science should be conducted and communicated, and it is, in part, why we are currently witnessing the campus madness involving student protests—and even violence—when their unscientific postmodern unreal worldviews collide with the reality of contradictory facts and opposing viewpoints. It’s time we put a stop to the lunacy and demand critical thinking and clear communication.

—Michael Shermer


Academic hoaxes are nothing new. In 1768, the Baron d’Holbach published the Portable Theology, or Brief Dictionary of the Christian Religion—slyly attributing authorship to the Abbé Bernier—in which he stoutly defended the prevailing Christian dogmas with entries like

Doctrine: What every good Christian must believe or else be burned, be it in this world or the next. The dogmas of the Christian religion are immutable decrees of God, who cannot change His mind except when the Church does.1

Probably not very many people were taken in by the hoax. But d’Holbach’s mordant satire was brilliant nonetheless, and it circulated clandestinely for decades.

In 1931, the physicist Hans Bethe and two colleagues published—while they were still postdoctoral fellows—a short article entitled “On the quantum theory of the temperature of absolute zero,” parodying speculative attempts to determine the fundamental constants of nature by numerology, in the journal Die Naturwissenschaften.2 Senior physicists were not amused, and the authors were forced to apologize.3

In 1943, the young Australian writers James McAuley and Harold Stewart hoaxed the modernist literary journal Angry Penguins into publishing 16 poems allegedly found among the papers of a recently deceased—but, alas, fictitious—poet, Ern Malley:

We opened books at random, choosing a word or phrase haphazardly. We made lists of these and wove them into nonsensical sentences. We misquoted and made false allusions. We deliberately perpetrated bad verse, and selected awkward rhymes from a Ripman’s Rhyming Dictionary.4

The hoax was quickly outed in the Australian press, and the editor of Angry Penguins held up to ridicule. But some critics nowadays claim that “Crazy as it seems, the Malley poems do have merit.”5

So there were precedents—most of which I was unaware of at the time—for my parody article, “Transgressing the boundaries: Towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity,” which was published in the spring/summer 1996 issue of the cultural-studies journal Social Text.6

But in the past few years, academic hoaxes seem to have proliferated. In 2014, the French sociologists Manuel Quinon and Arnaud Saint-Martin hoaxed the journal Sociétés—edited at the time by the very media-savvy French sociologist Michel Maffesoli—into publishing a hilarious article gushing over the Parisian rental car Autolib’ as

a privileged indicator of a macro-social dynamics underlying the transition of a “modern” episteme to “postmodern” episteme. Through the analysis of the vehicle aesthetics (which is characterized here as poly-identificatory) and its most salient functional features (for instance, the connected electric car illustrates the contemporary topos of “dynamic rootedness”), the article interprets the various socio-anthropological aspects of the “Autolib’” and finally emphasizes the fact that this small car is, among other things, the product/producer of a new “semantic basin”.7

In 2016, the French philosophers Anouk Barberousse and Philippe Huneman hoaxed the journal Badiou Studies—“a multi-lingual, peer-reviewed journal dedicated to the philosophy and thought of and surrounding the philosopher, playwright, novelist and poet Alain Badiou”8 —into publishing an article entitled “Ontology, neutrality and the strive for (non-)being-queer” as part of the journal’s special issue “Towards a Queer Badiousian Feminism.” The abstract gives a bit of the flavor:

Since “gender” has been continually the name of a dialectics of the continued institution of gender into an ontological difference and the failure of gendering, it is worth addressing the prospects of any gender-neutral discourse through the tools of Badiousian ontology. As established by Badiou in Being and Event, mathematics—as set theory—is the ultimate ontology. Sets are what gendering processes by reactionary institutions intend to hold, in contradiction to the status of the multiplicities proper to each subject qua subject. This tension between subjectivity and gender comes to the fore through the lens of the ‘count-as-one,’ the ontological operator identified by Badiou as the fluid mediator between set-belonging and set-existence.…9

And so on for 23 pages. (Curiously enough, Alain Badiou himself is a member of the journal’s editorial board. One is left to wonder: if the Master’s closest disciples, and even the Master himself, are unable to distinguish between his thought and an intentionally nonsensical pastiche, who on earth can?10)

So it was a pleasure to read this year’s contribution to the genre, “The conceptual penis as a social construct,” by James Lindsay and Peter Boghossian.11 I’d like to offer a few brief thoughts, first about the article itself, and secondly about what I think its publication does and does not prove. For it seems to me that this hoax, while both amusing and instructive, proves somewhat less than the authors have claimed for it. The underlying theme of the article—that “hypermasculine machismo braggadocio” can have negative consequences for both men and women—is not, in and of itself, ridiculous; on the contrary, it is by now a commonplace, accepted by almost everyone (including the authors of the parody). So, beyond that platitude, what is novel in this article that makes it worthy of publication in a scholarly journal of sociology?

The answer, in my humble opinion, is: nothing.

The most telling parts of the article, I think, are the passages in which the authors buttress their claims by citing a provably meaningless article that they had produced using the Postmodernism Generator.12 For instance:

This tendency [to use the word “dick” as a verb] is easily explained by extrapolation upon McElwaine (1999), who demonstrates clearly that, “Sexual identity is fundamentally used in the service of hierarchy; however, according to Werther (1977), it is not so much sexual identity that is fundamentally used in the service of hierarchy, but rather the dialectic, and hence the defining characteristic, of sexual identity. The subject is contextualised into a subcultural desituationism that includes sexuality as a reality.”

The reference list cites five nonexistent articles by nonexistent authors. Even the copy editors at Cogent Social Sciences, it seems, were asleep at the wheel.

But not every sentence in the article is completely meaningless, and not every assertion is made entirely without argument. Even the article’s most amusingly outrageous claim—that “the conceptual penis…is the conceptual driver behind much of climate change”—is supported by some argumentation, however flimsy:

Destructive, unsustainable hegemonically male approaches to pressing environmental policy and action are the predictable results of a raping of nature by a male-dominated mindset. This mindset is best captured by recognizing the role of [sic] the conceptual penis holds over masculine psychology. When it is applied to our natural environment, especially virgin environments that can be cheaply despoiled for their material resources and left dilapidated and diminished when our patriarchal approaches to economic gain have stolen their inherent worth, the extrapolation of the rape culture inherent in the conceptual penis becomes clear.

Let me even go out on a limb: it is conceivable that this sketch of an argument—on the connection between masculine psychology and environmental destruction—could be transformed, by marshaling additional evidence, into something halfway convincing. But as it stands, this reasoning would barely merit a C− in a freshman course.

So how did such a worthless article get published? In their exposé published in Skeptic and eSkeptic, Boghossian and Lindsay opine that

There are at least two deeply troublesome diseases damaging the credibility of the peer-review system in fields such as gender studies:

  1. the echo-chamber of morally driven fashionable nonsense coming out of the postmodernist social “sciences” in general, and gender studies departments in particular; and
  2. the complex problem of pay-to-publish journals with lax standards that cash in on the ultra-competitive publish-or-perish academic environment.

At least one of these sicknesses led to “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct” being published as a legitimate piece of academic scholarship, and we can expect proponents of each to lay primary blame upon the other.13

This last prediction was astute, and it has been amply borne out by the commentary thus far on the hoax. But I would like to add some nuances concerning the two “sicknesses” diagnosed by Boghossian and Lindsay, starting with the second.

Over the past decade there has been a phenomenal proliferation of pay-to-publish, open-access academic journals (and conferences), the worst of which are pure moneymaking vehicles with zero scholarly standards. This problem affects all academic disciplines, but it is probably worst in the sciences and technology, simply because that is where the money is. Several well-publicized hoaxes—such as SCIgen14 and John Bohannon’s sting15—have revealed the depth of the problem. University of Colorado librarian Jeffrey Beall has compiled a list of literally hundreds of scholarly journals that he considers “predatory”.16 (But the problem is not confined to open-access journals: more than 120 SCIgen-generated papers have been detected in conference proceedings published by Springer and the IEEE.17)

The dynamics of open access is clear: the pay-to-publish model permits the existence of very-low-tier academic journals that on the traditional publishing model would fail to attract enough paid subscriptions to survive.

So I took a closer look at Cogent Social Sciences, which advertises itself as a “multidisciplinary open access journal offering high quality peer review across the social sciences: from law to sociology, politics to geography, and sport to communication studies.”18 Here are the titles of some of their recently published papers:

  • Framing leadership: The social construction of leadership within the academic field of communication studies.
  • Service delivery protests in South African municipalities: An exploration using principal component regression and 2013 data.
  • The effect of single-tasks and dual-tasks on balance in older adults.
  • Poverty dynamics in Botswana: Policies, trends and challenges.
  • Death and taxes: The framing of the causes and policy responses to the illicit tobacco trade in Canadian newspapers.
  • Professional methods of assessments in architectural design projects: A focus on the relevant parametric measures in selected Nigerian universities.
  • A multivariate analysis of gun violence among urban youth: The impact of direct victimization, indirect victimization, and victimization among peers.

I then took a brief look at each of these papers. I don’t feel qualified to judge these articles’ quality or importance, but none of them seemed to be utter nonsense. As far as I can tell, Cogent Social Sciences is a run-of-the-mill lower-tier academic journal, not a predatory publish-anything-if-they-pay outfit.

Did financial considerations nevertheless play a role in lowering this journal’s academic standards? Without further evidence concerning the internal processes at Cogent Social Sciences, it is hard to say. (For what it’s worth, Boghossian and Lindsay apparently never even received an invoice for the putative $625 minimum charge.) But at a more general level, the dynamics of open access is clear: the pay-to-publish model permits the existence of very-low-tier academic journals that on the traditional publishing model would fail to attract enough paid subscriptions to survive. (Cogent Social Sciences no doubt belongs to this category.) So, in this sense, pay-to-publish probably does contribute to a lowering of academic standards at the lowest non-predatory tier: more marginal articles will get published. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I don’t really know. After all, any of the above-cited articles from Cogent Social Sciences—even if they are admittedly not earth-shaking—could potentially be of value to future workers on its specialized subject.

This leaves us with the first of Boghossian and Lindsay’s “sicknesses” they outlined in their exposé article:

The most potent among the human susceptibilities to corruption by fashionable nonsense is the temptation to uncritically endorse morally fashionable nonsense.… [We conjectured that] we could publish outright nonsense provided it looked the part and portrayed a moralizing attitude that comported with the editors’ moral convictions.… We intended to test the hypothesis that flattery of the academic Left’s moral architecture in general, and of the moral orthodoxy in gender studies in particular, is the overwhelming determiner of publication in an academic journal in the field. That is, we sought to demonstrate that a desire for a certain moral view of the world to be validated could overcome the critical assessment required for legitimate scholarship. Particularly, we suspected that gender studies is crippled academically by an overriding almost-religious belief that maleness is the root of all evil.

Do the results of their experiment vindicate their conclusion that “our suspicion was justified”? I would answer: yes and no, but mostly no.

It indeed seems likely that, at Cogent Social Sciences, the flattery of the editors’ moral and ideological preconceptions helped to dull their critical faculties and smooth the way to publication of a grossly deficient manuscript. To be sure, Boghossian and Lindsay did not carry out a controlled experiment, but suppose that they had: imagine that they had selected a sample of lower-tier sociology or gender-studies journals and then sent, to a randomly-chosen half of them, an article contending, with equally flimsy arguments, that toxic hyperfemininity is the conceptual driver behind much of climate change. For example:

Toxic hyperfemininity leads to rampant consumerism and the profligate overconsumption of superfluous luxury goods (for they are luxuries to the overwhelming majority of humankind), principally apparel, cosmetics and celebrity magazines. While some of this excess is sustainably recycled via donations of last year’s fashion to charity shops, the vast majority ends up unused in closets (to the annoyance of male partners who urgently require the space for sporting equipment and pornographic magazines) or in landfills, or is exported to developing countries by predatory pseudo-charities, undermining the local clothing manufacturers. Furthermore, 30% of non-biodegradable waste in landfills is composed of disposable diapers, which are a direct consequence of toxic hyperfemininity via its exploitation of male sexual weakness. In all these ways, the conceptual vagina—a performative social construct that is isomorphic to an especially toxic strain of femininity—is revealed as the conceptual driver behind much of climate change.

Would a modified article along these lines have fared as well as the original? I doubt it.

On the other hand, Boghossian and Lindsay’s experiment also shows that flattery of the editors’ moral and ideological preconceptions is not always sufficient to garner publication. After all, they originally submitted the article to NORMA: International Journal for Masculinity Studies—a not-particularly-prestigious journal of gender studies—which rejected it (apparently without review) as “unsuitable for publication in NORMA”.19 By contrast, Cogent Social Sciences—whatever one may conclude about its overall merit—is a generalist social-sciences journal, not a journal of gender studies.

Finally, it seems even less likely that this paper would have been accepted at a more prestigious gender-studies journal, such as Gender & Society, Feminist Theory, Signs, Feminist Studies, or Men and Masculinities. The bias towards articles presupposing a particular moral and ideological orientation—and the associated dulling of the editors’ capacities for critical thinking—may well persist at this higher tier, but its effects will be more subtle than a hoax like this could demonstrate.

In assessing the conclusions to be drawn from my Social Text hoax, I wrote that:

From the mere fact of publication of my parody I think that not much can be deduced. It doesn’t prove that the whole field of cultural studies, or cultural studies of science—much less sociology of science—is nonsense. Nor does it prove that the intellectual standards in these fields are generally lax. (This might be the case, but it would have to be established on other grounds.) It proves only that the editors of one rather marginal journal were derelict in their intellectual duty, by publishing an article on quantum physics that they admit they could not understand, without bothering to get an opinion from anyone knowledgeable in quantum physics, solely because it came from a “conveniently credentialed ally” (as Social Text co-editor Bruce Robbins later candidly admitted), flattered the editors’ ideological preconceptions, and attacked their “enemies”.20

It seems to me that a similar analysis applies, mutatis mutandis, to the Lindsay–Boghossian hoax.

Acknowledgements

I would like to thank Peter Boghossian, Jerry Coyne, Rebecca Goldstein, Philippe Huneman, Massimo Pigliucci and Arnaud Saint-Martin for helpful comments on an earlier draft of this article. Of course, none of these people are in any way responsible for what I have written.

About the Author

Alan Sokal is Professor of Physics at New York University and Professor of Mathematics at University College London. Besides his research in mathematics and physics, he is co-author with Jean Bricmont of Fashionable Nonsense: Postmodern Intellectuals’ Abuse of Science (1998) and author of Beyond the Hoax: Science, Philosophy and Culture (2007).

Notes and References
  1. Paul-Henri Thiry d’Holbach. 1768. “La théologie portative, ou dictionnaire abrégé de la religion chrétienne.” (CODA, Chécy/Paris, 2006). English translation: Baron d’Holbach. 2010. Portable Theology, translated by David Holohan. Hodgson Press, Surbiton.
  2. Beck, G., H. Bethe and W. Riezler. 1931. “Bemerkung zur Quantentheorie der Nullpunktstemperatur.” Die Naturwissenschaften 19, 39.
  3. See: Schweber, Silvan S. 2012. Nuclear Forces: The Making of the Physicist Hans Bethe. Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 190–192.
  4. “Ern Malley, poet of debunk: Full story from the two authors”, FACT, 25 June 1944, reprinted at http://bit.ly/2qQ4OKs
  5. Lehman, David. 2002. “The Ern Malley poetry hoax—Introduction”, Jacket 17, June, http://bit.ly/2qPJyVv See also: Heyward, Michael Heyward. 1993. The Ern Malley Affair. London: Faber and Faber.
  6. Sokal, Alan D. 1996. “Transgressing the boundaries: Towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity.” Social Text 46/47, 217–252. Reprinted with annotations in: Sokal, Alan. 2008. Beyond the Hoax: Science, Philosophy and Culture. New York: Oxford University Press.
  7. Tremblay, Jean-Pierre (pseud.). 2014. “Automobilités postmodernes: quand l’Autolib’ fait sensation à Paris”, Sociétés 126, 115–124; the article has been deleted from the journal’s website but is available at http://bit.ly/2sbElei See also: Quinon, Manuel and Arnaud Saint-Martin. 2015. “Le maffesolisme, une «sociologie» en roue libre. Démonstration par l’absurde.” Carnet Zilsel, 7 mars, http://bit.ly/2s9g74p
  8. http://bit.ly/2sIWtJ1
  9. Tripodi, Benedetta (pseud.). 2015. “Ontology, neutrality and the strive for (non-)being-queer”, Badiou Studies 4, no. 1, 72–102; the article has been deleted from the journal’s website but is available at http://bit.ly/2rYIkv6 See also: Barberousse, Anouk and Philippe Huneman. 2016. “Un «philosophe français» label rouge: Relecture tripodienne d’Alain Badiou”, Carnet Zilsel, 1 avril (!), http://bit.ly/2qQ8r33; and: “L’ontologie badiousienne parodiée par Benedetta Tripodi ou ce qu’il fallait démonter,” Carnet Zilsel, 13 avril 2016, http://bit.ly/2qQhNf6
  10. See also: Barberousse, Anouk, Philippe Huneman, Manuel Quinon, Arnaud Saint-Martin and Alan Sokal. 2016. “Canulars académiques, les «maîtres à penser» démasqués”, Libération [Paris], 1 juin, 20–21.
  11. Lindsay, Jamie and Peter Boyle (pseud.). 2017. “The conceptual penis as a social construct”, Cogent Social Sciences 3, 1330439, 7; the article has been deleted from the journal’s website but is available at http://bit.ly/2rDrDSt
  12. The Postmodernism Generator is a computer program written in 1996 by Andrew C. Bulhak of Monash University and based on the Dada Engine, a system for generating random text from recursive grammars. See: Bulhak, Andrew C. 1996. “On the simulation of postmodernism and mental debility using recursive transition networks.” Monash University, Department of Computer Science, Technical Report 96/264 (April 1), http://bit.ly/2s9IP55; see also http://bit.ly/2svNHyO and http://bit.ly/1fdbdmL and you get a brand-new, never-before-seen article in authentic postmodernist lingo, complete with (fictitious) references. Boghossian and Lindsay commit a slight inaccuracy by saying that the Postmodernism Generator was based on my Social Text hoax. In fact, the Postmodernism Generator was developed independently from my hoax, and roughly contemporaneously.
  13. Boghossian, Peter and James Lindsay. 2017. “The conceptual penis as a social construct: A Sokal-style hoax on Gender Studies.” Published in eSkeptic the same day as the hoax article was released online: http://bit.ly/2qAaR8n
  14. “SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers” using a context-free grammar, written by MIT graduate students Jeremy Stribling, Max Krohn and Dan Aguayo. “One useful purpose for such a program is to autogenerate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards.” See http://bit.ly/2svTtjW and http://bit.ly/2qPLjSB for more details; see also: Ball, Philip Ball. 2005. “Computer conference welcomes gobbledegook paper.” Nature 434, 946 (21 April).
  15. Bohannon, John. 2013. “Who’s afraid of peer review?” Science 342 (6154), 60–65 (October 3).
  16. Beall’s List of Predatory Journals and Publishers, http://bit.ly/2sJdQJQ See also: Butler, Declan. 2013. “Investigating journals: The dark side of publishing.” Nature 495, 433–435 (28 March).
  17. van Noorden, Richard. 2014. “Publishers withdraw more than 120 gibberish papers.” Nature News (24 February).
  18. http://bit.ly/2qQijK6
  19. It would appear, at first sight, that the editors of NORMA nevertheless felt no qualms in passing the article on to their sister journal Cogent Social Sciences, one step down in the academic pecking order:

    We feel that your manuscript would be well-suited to our Cogent Series (www.cogentoa.com), a multidisciplinary, open journal platform for the rapid dissemination of peer-reviewed research across all disciplines.

    The form-letter style of this referral to Cogent suggests that this situation arises frequently; one can only hope that NORMA reserves it for articles that they feel have some scholarly value. But this seems not to be the case: apparently all rejection letters from NORMA contain this statement about the manuscript being “well-suited” to the Cogent Series. NORMA co-editor-in-chief Ulf Mellström says that he was unaware that their publishers Taylor & Francis—which (surprise, surprise) also owns Cogent—had inserted this paragraph into NORMA’s standard rejection letter, and he promises to fix this in the future (Ulf Mellström e-mail to Phil Torres, 24 May 2017, http://bit.ly/2qTgFvz).

  20. Sokal, Alan. 1998. “What the Social Text affair does and does not prove.” In: A House Built on Sand: Exposing Postmodernist Myths about Science, edited by Noretta Koertge. New York: Oxford University Press, 9–22, quotation at 11.

20 Comments

  1. Mr. T. T. Rothach says:

    Mr. Shermer, the Lindsay-Boghossian paper was a total bomb, just deal with it. It cannot be saved.

    And let’s not call our nation’s college students mad and loony. With better science education over the past twenty years, our youth are smarter and know that climate change denial, Holocaust denial, creationism, Jews-control-the-world bullshit, contraception-causes-schizophrenia bullshit, homosexuality-caused-by-demons bullshit and a million other forms of delusional bullshit-is complete and utter, cannot be redeemed, bullshit that has no place in a school.

    Stop insulting our youth’s intelligence by saying that these bullshit-peddling morons have a right to speak at a school. College students have chosen Accepted Science And Historical Facts.

    Bullshit-mongers have lost. You should be happy about this-you are a skeptic, right? But all you do nowadays is whine like a pouty child how freedom of speech is being destroyed. That is a delusional belief. That amendment states that governments can’t censor its citizens. Citizens can censor whomever they want-or not-whenever they want-or not. It happens on chat forums a billion times a day. It’s been happening since Homo habilis kicked the first asshole out of the hunting band. That is life. Get over it.

    • Guest says:

      You’re kidding, right? There’s just as much bad science going around now if not more. Further, much of it is fueled by feelings and opinions, e.g. “gender fluidity”, anti-vaccine, anti-GMO, etc etc.

      For many years now the soft sciences have moved ever farther left and now, simply put, your test answers need to align politically with the left-leaning professor or you’ll be punished.

      That is why this spoof paper is important (along with @realpeerreview). It is important to show the hypocrisy, lack of actual science involved, and heavy political influence in these areas.

      • Guy Chapman says:

        @Guest: Having looked at @realpeerreview, a lot of the comments badly mischaracterise the actual papers.

        To place gender fluidity in the same box as anti-GMO is ridiculous. Sexual preference and self-expression are not amenable to objective proof in the way that the safety of vaccines and GMOs clearly is. There is no lab test for gay.

        There seems to be a view that being trans is something that people do on a whim. Nothing could be further from the truth. I know a number of trans people, they had serious issues of body image and identity before transition. I am pretty convinced that most of the anti-SJW crowd have not really spent any time talking to the people whose choices they scorn. Transition is difficult and expensive, and someone who is trans can expect to spend years as the object of hatred and ridicule along the way. It is not a choice that any trans person I know would ever have taken lightly.

        Nobody has ever satisfactorily articulated to me why social justice is supposed to be bad. We live in a society that has oppressed pretty much everyone apart from straight white Christian men. I don’t see why it would be any kind of problem to fix that – and I say that as a beneficiary of that privilege.

  2. Paul says:

    Michael, one problem with the hoax article is that it doesn’t demonstrate what the authors claim. At most it illustrates how a hoax article found its way into an open access journal, an area of publishing where lots of murky things are going on (this is little better than vanity publishing). Had the authors left it at that, perhaps this would have been less controversial. However, they take the additional step of using this experience to denigrate an entire field of study, a move that is not justified based upon this hoax article.

    I am a proud skeptic, and because of that, I turn my skeptical eye toward you, Michael Shermer. There are a lot of claims about sexual harassment and misogyny leveled at you. Is this just “more of a guy thing?” Could it be that your willingness to publish this article stems from your own, perhaps motivated, reasons for denigrating a field of study that seeks to hold men responsible for the things you have been accused of?

  3. Dan says:

    Paul, your response puzzles me, because it sounds like you didn’t finish the article. As far as I can tell, Michael would agree with your assertion that “denigrating an entire field of study” is not justified based on the hoax in question. Unless I’m missing something that you spotted?

    While Mr Rothatch may take the point a bit farther than appropriate, I do find it Michael’s comment about campus-based postmodern ideology curious and unconvincing, a far as student opposition to hate-mongering speakers.

    Free speech is important, and I don’t approve of shouting down those we disagree with. But such behavior isn’t fueled, IMO, by a denial of objective reality. It’s just a thug tactic used by members on both sides of these debates.

    • Guy Chapman says:

      @Dan: The entire message of the Skeptic article is an explicit claim that this hoax proves a postmodernism problem in gender studies. However, the entire thing can be explained by reference only to the known and documented problems with predatory journals, and based on the publication of this article we cannot make any robust conclusion at all about the field of gender studies, because, for example, the review feedback is identical to that received in “get me off your fucking mailing list”.

      The Skeptic has failed abysmally at a very simple test of skepticism: does the paper actually support the claims made.

  4. brad tittle says:

    Revenue > Expense. This little equation is the root of all advance and the root of all evil. I no longer subscribe to Skeptic Magazine. The equation didn’t work right for me with regards to this publication. I can feel the pain of folks trying to make a publication stay profitable.

    That goes for every journal out there. They don’t just assemble themselves. How much effort is necessary to get people to volunteer their time to referee the journals? There is only so much “volunteer” room out there.

    The idiocy is not just in the publishing of gendered glacial analysis. It is just about everywhere. We train everyone to obfuscate the truth. The folks who try to point at the obfuscations have a really good chance of being ostracized.

    We are good at ignoring the things that don’t fit in with our worldview.

  5. brad tittle says:

    I fully support the ads on these pages. I just may not support them the right way. I apologize. The ads are showing me ranges and mesophilic acid. By the time I get around to wanting to buy one of these things (I have looked for them which is why they are showing up), I will forget to click through here to get a click associated with Skeptic.

    I am entertained enough by these emails that I come and comment. I am not so entertained that I pay for the subscription.

    But I will click on a link above to try and be a little helpful.

  6. sittingbytheriver says:

    “science speak” sounds distressingly familiar to “art-speak”.

  7. Linda Rosa says:

    I can well understand why Michael Shemer suspected the glacier paper was yet another hoax.

    Shoddy scholarship has been infecting my profession of nursing. Masters and doctorates are awarded for throwing together paper using phenomenology, in which the authors readily admit the end product has no application to nursing or anything else.

    I recall one such dissertation on the child’s impression of discipline . The nurse-investigator interviewed five children; then she “bracketed” (considered the data without subjectivity); and produced a metaphor – in this case the metaphor was “A picnic spoiled.” Scholarship is supposed to contribute to mankind’s body of knowledge. We seem to be losing sight of that.

  8. Paul Topping says:

    I really appreciated the short history of this kind of hoax that began this article and it started me wondering. Is there a market for this kind of bullshit? Does it deserve a journal of its own? A sort of (pseudo-) academic, written version of Professor Irwin Corey’s humor. There’s definite entertainment value here. With such a journal, we eliminate the inherent victimization perpetrated on the editors of journals that unknowingly accept hoax articles, not to mention their readers. At the same time, it would allow the authors of hoax articles to release their creativity from the shackles of needing to fool editors. Would this “Bullshit Journal” be pay-to-publish? Or would it be entertaining enough that readers would be willing to pay a small subscription fee? Let the debate begin.

  9. Ray Madison says:

    Neo-Darwinism is bullshit but if it fills a “why” hole in a scientific paper, does anybody really care?

  10. Kevin says:

    I am still left unconvinced by Mr. Shermer’s commentary on this hoax, and I am happy that a contrary opinion was published against the editor’s position.
    Mr. Sokal has poked several holes in the conclusions of the original article, which I found appropriate. However, I find still a disservice done by not still pointing out that the original author’s unfamiliarity with the language of the discipline and the comedic twitter account which has been constantly (in defense by at least Lindsay) been sited as a source of false articles which prompted the hoax, bread a bias into a preconceived conclusion.
    A sample size of one article, published in a non-specialized, low-tier, pay-to-play journal, and getting it past an apparently non rigorous peer review (generic response in regards to formatting, nearly identical to that received for “Get me off your f*$king mailing list”) does not negate anything of the social science behind gender studies. I believe if that was the goal of these two so called sceptics, they should have invested the time in becoming familiar with the field of study and responded to the studies they had problems with directly in similarly peer reviewed journals.
    This would have taken time and effort though, which perhaps they were unwilling to invest.
    The most amusing part I find in Mr. Sokal’s response is that despite Mr. Boghossian’s and Mr. Lindsay’s best attempts not to, they accidentally (though poorly sourced and communicated) may have made an actual cognitive argument. Imagine what they could have done if they had given more concern to their topic.

  11. Guy Chapman says:

    It’s time to stop making pious claims for your motivation in publishing that crap, and retract it. The data does not support the claims made, if this was an anti-vax paper (and it has the same level of rigour) you would be demanding its retraction.

  12. Kenny Wyland says:

    Shermer’s rambling forward to this article, desperately trying to save face, seems radically longer than his forward to the original bullshit article.

    Hm, I wonder why. Oh, right, because the original article was bullshit and the sound of him rambling is the sound of him sucking.

  13. Helen says:

    “Does it deserve a journal of its own? A sort of (pseudo-) academic, written version of Professor Irwin Corey’s humor. ?”

    I remember the ‘Worm Runner’s Digest’ from my long ago student days, which published both real and satirical article.

    As for the Conceptual Penis making some sense, well, it’s quite hard for intelligent people to make up entirely nonsensical work. The same applies to Ern Malley’s poetry. The two hoaxers were poets, and try as hard as they did, they were unable to avoid an element of creativity. Some phrases are now so embedded in the Australian consciousness that you think you know what they mean: “I am still the black swan of trespass on alien waters”.

  14. Aceofspades25 says:

    The hoax was fine, the write-up in skeptic magazine showed a lack of critical thinking.

    In Shermer’s note he defends the article by saying it was good satire.

    It was good satire but it went beyond that and made claims about what this experiment says about the field which were completely unjustified. Instead of owning up to that, Shermer digs down in this note and continue to ignore the actual objections to the original article in Skeptic magazine.

    This shit-show is getting worse and is exposing Shermer as an ideologue who is unable to hold his hands up and admit mistakes. This is sad because I like Michael and Skeptic magazine and I would like to respect both of them.

  15. JPHarrison says:

    There are a lot of strange attacks on Shermer in this comment thread, and given that he understands that the whole point of the thing was a satire and that there were two problems here, it’s a pretty sad commentary that everyone else has seized the running narrative and just decided to pass judgment. Points to him for seeing bullshit for what it is, calling it, and understanding what’s going on. More points to him for publishing a dissenting opinion from a big authority and subjecting himself to a gale of righteousness that was sure to flow from it.

    It’s a little shocking to me that Sokal didn’t get the point about the hoax, deciding instead to focus on the narrowest possible reading. Then again, he’s a scientist, and he was too careful back in the 90s anyway. He make a mockery of postmodernism 21 years ago, and he didn’t dare say so, even though it was true. Look now: it’s still raging. Good on Boghossian and Lindsay for bringing it back to light, and good on Shermer and Skeptic for standing up for it, even against popular opinion.

  16. Kevin Lowe says:

    I’ve read both the initial Skeptic hoax article and Alan Sokal’s response twice and I’m a bit confused. The conclusion drawn from the hoax was that it exposed at least 1 of two problems: A post-modern echo-chamber in gender studies and/or a problem with pay-to-publish journals. The main criticism seems to be that they’ve only exposed the latter, but that doesn’t contradict their conclusion. They acknowledge repeatedly that it may only expose that. What else, exactly, have they formally claimed in the article that hasn’t been substantiated?

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